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12 FA Cups, and I'm still thirsty. Should've had one more pint…
When Theo, playing through the middle for the second match in a row, found the back of the net in the 40th minute, leaping over a sprawling, desperate defender to blast home on a leaping half-volley, inevitability kicked in. This was going to be a romp. We didn’t have to wait long for the second goal. Or the third. Yes, we did have to wait until stoppage-time for the fourth, but by then the party was in full swing. That second goal came five minutes after half-time as Alexis collected the ball about 30 yards out. Özil ran past on the wing, dragging two defenders away with him. Someone forgot to remind the Villans that Alexis cuts to the right, which he did and unleashed as scorching shot that flew in, glancing under the crossbar in a manner reminiscent of Cazorla’s goal against Hull. For the third, because we always score from corners, Cazorla sent it in and Mertesacker lost Benteke to head it home. Not to be outdone, Giroud came on and, after Ox offered his customary I’m-in-the-box-and-got-fouled, routine, he collected the ball and found Giroud at the near-post. Game, set, and match.
For the second week in a row, we’ve seen a swash-buckling performance that led to four goals. Whether this “proves” that Theo can play through the middle on a regular basis is another question for another day. For now, exult in the fact that, after a trophy-drought that lasted almost a decade, we’ve now won three of them in 12 months. We even had a sniff of second place in a season in which we suffered so many early injuries that it seemed like we were performing a Monty Python-esque parody of an Arsenal season. The emergence of Coquelin might stand as the story of the season; all but forced into the starting lineup after injuries to Arteta, Flamini, and Wilshere, among others, le Coq blocked more attempts at penetration than anyone else, averaging 3.7 interceptions per game. Whether this proves that he is a long-term answer to our needs in defensive midfield is, again, another question for another time.
Set aside the questions and banish the doubts for now. We’ve gone to Wembley in the merry month of May, and we’ve won the world’s oldest footballing competition for a record twelfth time, so many times in fact that it seems they’ll be renaming the FA Cup itself after our own stadium. I’m only half-kidding. Corporate sponsors be damned, at least it’s no longer sponsored by an abomination of a beverage that dares to call itself ‘beer’—the liquid I wrung out of my jersey, a tepid, lukewarm swill consisting of my own sweat, that of other Gooners, beer (my own and that of other Gooners), and champagne—was (and always will be) far-more refreshing.
We’ve won the FA Cup. Congratulations, Southampton. You’ll go into Europa League play, and we owe you some gratitude for the services of Theo, Ox, and Chambers. We’ve booked an appearance in next season’s Community Shield against Chelsea, not to mention our own Champions League spot for the 18th consecutive season. Above all, though, we’ve won the FA Cup. Again. Savour it. A question more-pertinent than the previous two: can we go for three in a row?
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19 appearances, a 12th FA Cup, and a 49-mile walk.
If you want to cut to the chase and make a donation, here’s a link you can use. It offers a brief summary of what Rich is up to and why it matters. The Starlight Foundation strives to make the hospital experiences of chronically ill children more tolerable, more comfortable, and, yes, more enjoyable. More than 60 million children around the world have benefitted from the Foundation’s programs. Gooners who have contributed so far are doing so in amounts relevant to Arsenal’s achievements—$/£49, $/£18.86, $/£19.89, etc. For those of you with a longer attention-span or deeper desire to know where your money is going, read on…
Rich’s connection to Arsenal dates back to some point in the late 1990s when he started watching matches at The Abbey and Ginger’s Ale House. In his words, the other Arsenal fans were not just a bunch of d-bags. Plus, there was the Romford Pele. Pressed for details, Rich would call himself a Gooner from ’round about 1999.
He can therefore count himself as one of the original Chicago Gooners, who were at the time just a bunch of guys who were willing to rebrand their unhealthy, early-morning alcoholism under the guise of supporting a sports team whose matches aired at 7am. I kid. More seriously, Rich has made it a mission of his to proselytize, visiting Gooner-groups in Atlanta, Georgia; Washington, D.C.; Madison, Wisconsin; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Orange County and Fresno, California; Austin, Texas; St. Louis, Missouri; and New Orleans, Louisiana. In short, he already suffers from wanderlust, but he at least has the good sense to wander with purpose.
At some hazy, sourmash-addled point in the recent past, Rich boasted that he “will walk to the Highbury Pub in Milwaukee” if Arsenal make it to the FA Cup final. That’s a trek of some 80 miles (129 kilometers), and that boast was wisely whittled down to a more symbolic 49 miles (79 kilometers). If he walks those 49 miles, in his own words, “Arsenal simply have to win. That is not superstition. It is just a fact.” If Rich has that kind of power over the outcome of Arsenal’s matches, well, he’d better invest in some good walkin’ boots.
It’s rare that we get to combine a distraction with such a valuable mission. Consider how many hours of enjoyment Arsenal has given you over the years. Contrast that against the discomfort, anxiety, and agony of being bed-ridden with a chronic illness, unable to relax or unwind. The Starlight Foundation seeks to make life a little easier for children with life-threatening illnesses by renovating or updating hospital room and providing access to entertainment options that can alleviate the stress, anxiety, and depression that accompany those illnesses.
Whether Arsenal win or lose on Saturday, all of us have a chance to make the most of the moment by donating. Here’s the link again. Click through and make a contribution!