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Edu's BBQ reaches fever pitch! He's like a new signing! He's…

It’s like a new signing, in a way, as Arsenal have officially Edu’s new position as the club’s first-ever sporting director, which sounds not so much a promotion (although it does expand his responsibilities somewhat) as it is a recognition of the expanding role he’s played since his appointment as the club’s first-ever echnical director back in July 2019. In addition, it recognizes how well he’s performed in that role, overseeing an overhaul of the squad, clearing out all sorts of deadwood and making astute deals. The proof is the pudding, of course, as we are top of the league with room to grow. Such has been his success that Barcelona, that remorseless eatin’ machine, had come sniffing around. This promotion serves than as proverbial middle finger in their general direction just as it solidifies Edu’s role and future right here.

“I’m delighted to have this new role which I see as an evolution and consolidation of the way we’ve been working,” Edu said at the official Arsenal website. This evolution empowers Edu to work more closely with Per Mertesakcer, manager of the U21s and Academy and confirms Edu’s emerging reputation as one of the best football administrators around. As a permanent member of the staff, this isn’t a contract renewal, so he’s not a new signing as my blog title suggested. This is however as close to a “contract extension” as a non-player can get. 

Chief Executive Vinai Venkatesham said: “We are delighted that Edu is recommitting his future to the Club that he so clearly loves, after making such a positive and critical contribution to our progress in his time with us so far. “Edu’s promotion formalises his already growing influence over our Academy operations, and we look forward to Per and Edu working together to strengthen the integration between our men’s first-team and Academy yet further.”

When you look at the business Edu has overseen, you have to realize just how fundamentally he’s changed the club. Moving out the likes of Iwobi, Martinez, Guendouzi, Mustafi, Ozil, Kolasinac, Mkhitaryan, Willock, Torreira, Luiz, Willian, Chambers, Aubameyang, Lacazette, Leno, and Pépé would make any executive proud. To have done so while also bringing in Ødegaard,, Ramsdale, White, Tierney, Big Gabi, Tomiyasu, Saliba, Partey, Zinchenko, and Jesus, not to mention Arteta, has shown vision, planning, and financial acuity. It’s rare that rebuilds of this size happen so quickly and so smoothly and with so few detours or screw-ups. It’s really only Nicolas Pépé who stands out as a complete flop, and he was really more of Raul Sanllehi’s project than Edu’s.

As we can see, the early returns are plain to see. We have the youngest and, to this early point in the season, best squad in the Prem, and it’s one that will only get better with age. Throw in a few more astute moves in January (Danilo? Gakpo? Mudryk?), and Edu will burnish his reputation that much more. 

Of course, until our lads are holding an actual, legitimate trophy in their hands, this all amounts to very little. I have a feeling, though, that Edu is just getting started.

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Watford 2-1 Arsenal—Vote for Player Ratings and MOTM. It'll be cathartic!

Captain Per Mertesacker scored in his first Arsenal start since April to disrupt what had been a stultifying first half, and it looked like this would be enough to earn our first away-win of the season. Alas, Héctor Bellerín was caught off-balance and tripped in the box, and Swarbrick pointed to the spot. It was a bit harsh, as there was contact. Truth be told, though, Pereira sold the contact well, and we exposed ourselves to the dangers by failing to kill off the match. An old friend in Troy Deeney coolly scored it. From there, it looked like Watford would be more likely to find a winner, and indeed they were lively enough to hit an upright late on. Disaster struck in stoppage time when Tom Cleverley smashed it in during a scramble in front of our goal. Well, not much else left to say other than to rue the dropped points. Let’s give the lads what they deserve…

Ahh, let those Baby Blues have their Bottle…

Chelsea can’t beat Arsenal when both sides are at full strength—or by scoring from open-play. It’s that simple. It’s astounding how a squad so talent-deep has to resort so often to such skeevy tactics to beat us. It’s as if they’re parodying a caricature of the villain’s role. In the latest installment, Diego Costa did what he does best by getting Per Mertesacker sent off (although this time the fault lay entirely with our centre-backs) and then scoring the only goal, earning three points that does more to resuscitate Chelsea’s moribund season and less to undermine Arsenal’s optimistic one. Fine. They can win the battle and lose the war for all I care. We have bigger fish to fry than these.

Cards Against Humanity, indeed…

Let’s be clear from the start, though: we shot ourselves in the foot. By the time Costa found himself through on goal, we had lost the plot. Why it was Mertesacker marking him and not Koscielny is an open question. Why Mertesacker made such a foolish attempt at tackling him is another. At one level, Mertesacker had to know that Costa would make the most of any contact, and there was contact. For Costa to flop around like an electrified fish out of water is beside the point. Clattenburg made the right call. At another level—one that might require more time to think than Mertesacker had—he might have wondered whether it would be better to let Costa through on goal. Even if Costa scored, we’d still be at full strength. That’s arguably better than getting sent off, leading as it almost inevitably would to conceding a goal anyway, something we did minutes later.

Set aside the emotional trauma of losing to Chelsea at home. I know it stings. I know we all wanted to heap more dirt on the casket that has been Chelsea’s campaign. Many of us, I’m sure, had looked forward to this fixture as one in which we would lay waste to an enervated enemy, sending a strong signal of intent to the rest of our rivals along the way. Unfortunately, this is not that Chelsea. Under Huddink, they’ve now gone undefeated in their last eight outings. That kind of form sustained over the rest of the season would vault them to into contention, but this is the first result of any real significance. Time will tell if they can in fact build on this. They rely to an incredible extent on the Machiavellian machinations of Costa, who is just as likely to get sent off as he is to score. Enough about them, though.

What’s more notable, despite our unfortunate tendency to bottle it, is the bottle we showed over the remaining 70-plus minutes. Yes, it’s true that Chelsea sat back and parked the bus, but we also carved open any number of chances and can only rue our own wasteful finishing for the result. In other words, take away Costa’s cunning connivery—heck, even if you don’t—we had our chances. All we needed was a bit of finishing. If only Flamini had controlled Ramsey’s lob before halftime instead of volleying it. If only Monreal was comfortable shooting with his right. If only…

Speaking of “if only”, I do have to wonder about Arsène’s substitution after Mertesacker was sent off. He sent in Gabriel, which makes perfect sense, given our need for a centre-back, but he took off Giroud.Twenty minutes in is too early to assess who’s game and who’s lame, but it seemed odd all the same to take off our only centre-forward worthy of the name. Sorry. Overdid it on the rhyming. Think back to all of the corners we earned (6) and crosses we sent in (24), Could Giroud have latched to any of them? Would he have been the man to finish Ramsey’s lob before halftime? Questions like these become especially pertinent given how we had already lost Mertesacker, our only other player with height to offer on set-plays at either end. Giroud’s absence deprived our attack of any real focal point for most of the match. Walcott was largely invisible, an issue of increasing concern in recent weeks.

Still, I seek and find a silver lining. Yes, we blew a chance to rise to the top of the table while defeating a hated opponent. However, the fight we showed while playing down a man for more than an hour—if shown for even a fraction of that time in each ensuing match—will go a long, long way towards winning the Prem. In recent seasons, we’ve been brittle, fragile, susceptible to the kind of setback we imposed on ourselves. Go back to previous seasons if you dare and ask yourself how this squad would have responded to going down a man and conceding within five minutes. We’d’ve folded faster than Superman on laundry-day. It could have been catastrophic. 8-2. 5-1. 6-0. Say what you will about the outcome; admit that the response was far better on this day than it’s been in the past. We fought tooth and nail and gave Chelsea more than a few bum-clenching moments, enough so that several of them will have knickers so soiled that they’ll have to be composted rather than cleaned.

None of this restores us to the top of the table, of course. Then again, it’s January. We’ve survived as brutal an injury-spell as any we’ve seen—and that’s saying something. Alexis came on and rejuvenated us, very nearly salvaging a point on his own several times. Coquelin, Welbeck, and Cazorla are back in training and might be available as soon as the weekend. We’re level with Man City and just three points behind Leicester. This team of ours has more spine, more guts, more desire than it’s had in recent memory—certainly more than those rent-boys at Stamford Bridge or the Etihad have shown. There’s only squad that can deny us a Prem title this time through, and it doesn’t don blue of any shade nor does it wear white either. For five minutes, we saw that squad—wearing Arsenal red, mind—do its worst. For most of the rest of the match, we saw a squad that is willing to fight against long odds to earn a solitary point.

I’ll take the loss if it means we attack the rest of the season with the same dogged determination we saw on this day. After all, there are still 15 matches and 45 points available for the squad that wants them. My money’s on this Arsenal bouncing back off from this one and grabbing more points than anyone else over the remaining four months. Put your shoulders to the wheel, Gooners. We’re in this over the long haul…

Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea: Costa revives the lost art of physiognomy…

Diego Costa did what he does best, making the most of a reckless tackle to get Per Mertesacker sent off, and moments later scored at the near post. From then on, Arsenal, despite being down a man, created chance after chance only to come away empty-handed each time. I’d love to see how Chelsea would fare in a fair fight, one in which we get to stay at full strength. This is twice
now when we’ve ended up short-handed (even if this was was fair-less controversial). Still, no matter which way we slice it, it’s a setback and a disappointing result, one that asks many questions of our ability to sustain our title-tilt. Still, we fought hard after going down a man and came so close so many times. There aren’t any points for effort, but we showed more heart and fight than we have in similar situations. Keep that in mind as you get down to the poll…

Ladies and Gentlemen, the comedic stylings of Per Mertesacker…

It was just minutes after Gabriel had opened his Arsenal account, mere minutes after he had become the latest of three Arsenal defenders to score more Prem goals this season than Eden “better than Ronaldo” Hazard—joining Koscielny and Gibbs—that Per Mertesacker threatened to make it four. That’s right—but for the bouncing of the ball, Arsenal could have conceivably fielded a back four consisting of defenders who have outscored last season’s PFA Player of the Year. Sadly, it was not to be. Gabriel, perhaps hungry for his second, sent a glancing header towards the far post, leaving Bournemouth keeper Artur Boruc flailing rather helplessly. The ball bounced once and headed to that far post. Enter, stage right, one Per Mertesacker!

With Boruc on the ground, the BFG ran to the post, eager, perhaps to join the ranks of those who might enter the conversation for who’s currently better than Ronaldo. All it would take would be for Per to nudge the ball in after it hit the post.

Easy peas.

Easier said than done, sadly.

The ball had other plans on this day. Not twice would it be headed home. Not on this of all days. Once? Sure. Why not? Twice? Hell would have to freeze over…or Man U would have to win a match, whichever comes first. No, instead of letting either of those unthinkable abominations come to pass, the Fates decided to deny Per his chance at glory, short-hopping off the post to his noggin, slapping him upside the head, and bouncing harmlessly out of bounds.

Per went down like Glass Joe, sprawled out on the mat. Gone, dribbling away, was his chance at glory. In its place was a piece of woodwork offering much more support to the family jewels than he or Ulrike might care for. I’m sure his ego (if nothing else) will need some massaging…

More seriously, the result gives us a chance to enjoy some postponed pleasure: we’re now top of the league pending the Leicester-Man City clash on Tuesday. Call me crazy, but I hope we find ourselves staring up once again at the Foxes. A loss for Man City should play to our advantage as I’m still not convinced that Leicester can keep up this pace. Even if the they come through their toughest string of fixtures bathed in glory, I’d much rather they take all three than share a point (or see Man City take all three).

As for us, we staggered rather than swaggered through our own match. It might have been nice to see us win more convincingly, to thrash Bournemouth more roundly—but I don’t fault Per for that. The Cherries don’t lay down and take it (as shown by wins over Man U and Chelsea…even if that means far less these days than in years past). We had a job to do, and we did it. Pedestrian though it may have been, there’s no arguing with the result. Rather than quibbling and parsing the process, enjoy the fact that we took care of business and are now top of the league.

Long may we reign…