After a dicey first half in a which a stronger-than-expected Leeds side looked to take an early lead, our lads found their way through to the League Cup quarterfinal courtesy of a bundled goal from Calum Chambers, who scored from his first touch just 23 seconds after being subbed on; and from Eddie Nketiah, who chipped the Leeds keeper, chased it down, and scuffed home. It wasn’t always pretty, but the only stat that counts is the number of shots that find their way to the back of the net. We’ll have to wait ’til Saturday’s draw to learn who we’ll face in the quarterfinal; for now, let’s rate ’em and see where the chips fall…

Click the link below to open a Google Form to cast your ballot. For a bit of calibration, consider a six to mean “put in a decent shift without really impressing or damaging either way”, ten to mean “did every single thing right and possibly shortened the Insulate Britain protests”, and zero to mean “scored several own-goals after which he tore off his shirt to reveal a ‘Tot ‘num 4 EVA’ halter top”.
Once we have a chance to process the results, I’ll post a graphic to show how our lads fared. Remember: this is a deeply and thoroughly scientific and sociological process that far exceeds most peer-reviewed journals, so, for the love of all that is holy, don’t throw a spanner in the works by voting all 10s across the board. At a bare minimum, thrown in the occasional six or seven to create the appearance of objectivity.
Here, then, is the ratings poll.