I’m not sure whether either Arsenal or the player have heard, but the former is apparently linked with a move for the latter. Frankly, if I’m being honest, I want nothing to do with Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimarães even if Newcastle have given him permission to seek a move to a club that’s qualified for next season’s Champions League. The only reason I could think of to justify the move is that he’d longer be able to maim our players during matches. Then again, he might end up doing it during training. Let’s put on some hip-waders and get into the muck…