Look, I love appreciate tolerate Eddie Nketiah as well as any of us, but it’s becoming more and more clear that the real solution to our woes at centre-forward is above his pay-grade, not to mention his ability. Yes, he put three past Sheffield United and passed on a chance at four, but all that really means is that 60% of his goals this season came against a side already inked in for relegation. Someday, he might prove his critics wrong. Until then, I say we saddle up and ride Trossard. Wait. That came out wrong…or did it? His goal against Sevilla should remind us of what he brings to the table—and why he’s superior to Nketiah in so many ways.
