A quick search revealed that I was right. If we’re going to let Puma start making suggestions, we could do worse than to field a starting XI that includes Cazorla, Giroud, Arteta, Sagna, and Rosický, each of whom already has a Puma sponsorship. However, scrolling through the list reveals a savory variety of possibilities, Balotelli included. Here, then, is a quick run-down some of the more mouth-watering prospects…
Player
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Current Club
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Value
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Advantages
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Drawbacks
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Sergio Agüero
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Man City
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£39m
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· 15 goals in 17 matches.
· Continues tradition of signing players with umlauts in name.
· Face it. He’s adorable.
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· Unlikely to leave a league rival.
· Spats with Giroud over “sexy” vs. “adorable” could get messy.
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Radamel Falcao
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AS Monaco
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£53m
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· 9 goals in 17 matches.
· We’d see what Arteta’s hair would look like if he grew it out.
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· We’d have to explain what “taxes” are.
· We already have two players with torn ACLs.
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Mario Balotelli
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AC Milan
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£40m
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· 13 goals in 25 matches.
· Acquainted with Prem.
· Instantly ups the “lunatic” element.
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· Did I mention that he might be crazy?
· Falling-out with Arsene over what’s harder to use: zippers or trainers.
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Marco Reus
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Dortmund
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£30m
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· 12 goals in 26 matches.
· Idolizes Rosicky. Good taste.
· Dortmund might have to sell him.
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· I think there’s a limit to how many midfielders a club can have. Some kind of quota?
· Can he transition from heavy metal to orchestra?
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Marta
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Tyresö FF
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£400k
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· Accustomed to winning silverware.
· A comparative bargain.
· Think of the marketing boost ahead of the World Cup…
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· Accustomed to winning silverware.
· Is the Prem ready for its first female-player?
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Cesc Fàbregas
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Barcelona
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£44m
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· C’mon. It’s Cesc.
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· It’d be kinda like that awkward fourth-form dance, wouldn’t it?
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Now, to be honest, I was surprised to see that Puma’s roster contains so many older players—Gianluigi Buffon (36), Yaya Toure (30), Dante (30), Nemanja Vidic (32), Michael Carrick (32), Alessandro Diamianti (30), and Stephan Lichtsteiner (30) are all long in the tooth, and that’s not including Thierry Henry (∞). It looks like Puma sees the deal with Arsenal as a chance to reinvigorate its own international profile. With that in mind, rather than letting them try to leverage us to bring on a player from their stable, perhaps we should be leveraging them. Our allure is now so strong that we’re now the most-popular club in China, home to 20% of all of humanity and untapped market for football gear.
After all, it’s not as if Arsène would suddenly say, after more than 17 years managing the club by his own prerogatives, would suddenly say, “Oh, Puma? You want a little bit to tell me who to sign? This is okay with me” and let them run with it. No, it’s far-more likely that the money from the Puma deal will go signing someone whom Arsène prefers, whether it’s the likes of Draxler or whoever. Still, there’s no harm in dreaming, is there?
I wouldn't touch Balotelli with a 10 ft pole, he's upset the spirit of the squad which is so unified and tight. we need a striker who can fit in w/o ruining the chemistry which has been a big part of our success since last season. Get Draxler and convert him to striker, get him signed early so he can start training!
AW would curb super Mario's crazy in a heartbeat. He did it with Adebayor, even Van Persie was a headache when he came over from Feyenoord. Mancini wasn't up to the task wehn Mario was younger. Now that he's growing up a bit, he won't even be so hard to handle. Look at Suarez, he's practically a saint. don't forget how young and entitled these guys are, they're told from when they're very young how great they will be. it takes a manager like AW to bring that out. Get Mario!
What's your source that we are now the most popular team in China?
He hardly fixed Van Persie and Adebayors errant behaviour now did he? Van pers was 'injured' or 'unavailable' for most of his Arsenal career and Adebayor was quickly on his way too.
This report from CNN: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/04/sport/football/arsenal-beats-manchester-united-in-china/
I would love for us to get Aguero, as unlikely as that is. He's brilliant and can create chances for himself, but it also seems like he'd gel with the rest of the players in the squad.
“accustomed to winning silverware”. ouch.